Monday, December 28, 2009

Lawyers And Light Bulbs

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that's been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together - the question has been answered.

A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, also known as 'the light bulb' do hereby agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (North) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just through the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:

light-bulb1. The party of the first part shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, graspthe party of the second part and rotate the party of the second part in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part shall be undertaken by the party of the first part to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part, notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil is observed by the party of the first part throughout.

2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part becomes seperated from the party of the third part, also known as the 'receptacle', the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.

3. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part, also known as 'new light bulb'. This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only untilthe party of the fourth part becomes snug in the party of the third part and in fact becomes the party of the second part.

Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part, by said party of the first part, or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do sum the objective being to produce a level ofillumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Just had a nap

Our daughter just woke up from her nap. She's in pretty good mood today. I might take her out for a walk this afternoon. It's really nice out. I wish to go to the pool but I couldn't find my keys.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

American Idol Jokes

I've got to admit, I'm not a fan of American Idol. Sure, I've watched it. There was even a time (a season long, long ago) that I actually watched most of it. With that being said, it completely sucks now. It's more of the same, just with different faces. At any rate, besides the show itself - here are a few American Idol jokes...

Top 3 Signs Your Probably Going To Lose

Simon Agrees, American Idol Sucks

  1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.
  2. North Korea they'll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off.
  3. Your own mother says, "You're great, but I'm really a big fan of Sanjiya!"

Top 3 Signs William Hung Is Your Prom Date

  1. His tux, the limo, the hotel room... it's all been rented for just 15 minutes.
  2. The DJ announces "Our next song - by request, for the tenth time tonight... 'She Bangs!'"
  3. He tore your dress, trashed your corsage and stepped on *both* your feet dancing... but his goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway!

Top 3 Things You Can Say Now That You Lost

  1. "George Bush didn't win the popular vote either, and he's done pretty well for himself!"
  2. "Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!"
  3. "If you want an encore, I'll be working the 10-6 shift at Old Navy tomorrow!"

Saturday, December 19, 2009

The Speeder

A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!

The officer took off after the speeder and soon had the car pulled over on the side of the road. Expecting trouble with such a reckless driver, the patrolman approached cautiously.

Old Lady Driving A CarTo his surprise the driver of the offending vehicle was a little old lady, barely tall enough to see over the steering wheel.

"Ma'am," the officer began. "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was just getting her up around 90, I believe, officer," the old lady answered calmly, peering up at him through her bifocals. "Why, what seems to be the problem?"

Shocked, the officer returned her comment, "What seems to be the problem? Why, this is a 35mph zone! That's the problem. Didn't you see the sign?"

"Oh sure," the old lady returned, "That's why I'm driving so fast. I'm just trying to follow it's instruction."

Dumbfounded, the officer was momentarily speechless.

"Just what sign are you talking about, Ma'am?" he asked, when he finally recovered.

Smiling up at the officer, the old lady placed a gentle hand on his wrist and said, "Why, the one that said 'Speed Zone Ahead', of course!"

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Watch some anime

I just stay home and watch some anime while Rachel is busy playing with her toys on the floor. I thaw some beef for hubby's dinner tonight. I will cook beef steak Philippine style because he likes it.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

SMS Jokes

Ahh, SMS... the little Short Message Service we can't live without. Text messages, you know... kind of like twitter but on your phone. Who else sends more than 10 of these a day? I've got a friend that averages 1 SMS sent/received every 35 seconds according to his last bill. Crazy. Well, at any rate, here are some popular SMS jokes to help you waste everybody's time and annoy your friends.

Top 20 'Funny' SMS Text Messages

Funny SMS Joke

  1. The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
  2. I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.
  3. Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
  4. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
  5. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  6. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
  7. Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
  8. What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
  9. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
  10. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute.
  11. Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
  12. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  13. Never forget that you're unique, just like everyone else.
  14. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
  15. What do u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
  16. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  17. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  18. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
  19. Born Free... Taxed to Death.
  20. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.

Ok, these are more of a cross between old Confucius sayings and one-liner jokes... but then again I suppose that's what it's all about. Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.


Friday, December 11, 2009

I don't know what .....

I don't know what I will have for lunch today. I guess I will just have turkey sandwich and potato chips, its quick and easy. Maybe I can bake some chicken salad for hubby in his dinner tonight. I can put a lot of grilled chicken on his salad and hoping he will like it.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Pirate Joke

With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we'd throw out a pirate joke for your reading pleasure... Argg!

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Pirate ShipSo this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks "Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

"I don't know" the pirate says, "but it's driving me nuts!"

PS - why do they even call them pirates? You know, those Somali boat hijackers? They don't have wooden legs, they don't captain huge sailboats or have parrots on their shoulders. They're skinny little black men with AK-47's. Discuss.


Monday, December 7, 2009

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Getting tired

I went to one of the store that is close to where I live. There having a very good sale. I got new stuff for our daughter and it was really cheap. Our daughter is getting tired, I will try to put her down to nap.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Stay in the park

I went for a walk this afternoon with our daughter and stay in the park for a couple of minutes and watch the kids playing. She was having fun watching them and to my surprised she was waving to them. It was really funny how she waved her hands and the kids responded to her too.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

just woke up

I just woke up from my nap. Rachel is still sleeping so soundly in her bed. It's almost dinner time and I need to get the stuff ready for our dinner tonight. Maybe I will just warm up some leftovers from last night. So will be having pork chops, baked potatoes and fresh lettuce salad tonight. I hope my hubby will like it.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Little Johnny’s Playing Partner

Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what's going on. "Playing cards," she replies. "Who's your partner?" asked little johnny. "Your father!"

Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister's room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. "Playingcards." "With who?" he asks. "My boyfriend!" she says.

A short while later, Little Johnny's father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny's room. He knocks on the door and asks "What are you doing?" "Playing cards!" replied Johnny. "Who's your partner?" asked his father...

Little Johnny answers promptly, "With a hand like this who needs a partner?"

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Or What?

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong, and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, "For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a 'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what'.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want it any more."

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, "So are we going to tell your husband or what?"

Monday, November 23, 2009

New Doll

I took Rachel for a walk this afternoon. We stopped at the store and did a little shopping. I bought some nice stuff for Rachel. She just loves her new doll and we name it Jessy. But anyway, I thawed the meat out ealier and my hubby is grilling the pork chops outside. It really smells good from her.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Duck Hunter

A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals.

Duck HuntAwaking several hours later in a hospital bed, our duck hunter is approached by his doctor. "Sir," the doc begins "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there's no internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"Wow, that's great!" replied the hunter. "So what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Oh, well that's not so bad I guess," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the local symphony, and she's gonna to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

Friday, November 20, 2009

50th Birthday Jokes

Just in case you've gotten so old you don't know if you've turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill... jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we'll all get old eventually.

50th Birthday CakeTop 10 Signs You're Over The Hill

  1. When you sleep, people worry you're dead.
  2. Your back goes out more than you do.
  3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and aren't breaking any laws.
  4. You wear black socks with sandals.
  5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
  8. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
  9. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
  10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday.

Famous Quotes About Getting Old

  • I much prefer being over the hill to being under it. ~Bruce Lansky
  • At my age I don't care if my mind starts to wander- just as long as it comes back again. ~Mike Knowles
  • Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Glenn Dorenbush
  • When you can finally afford the rings you want, you'd rather no one noticed your hands. ~Lois Muehl
  • A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. ~Henny Youngman

Poem By Leo Rosenberg

First you forget names,
then you forget faces,
then you forget to pull your zipper up,
then you forget to pull your zipper down.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

chilly and gloomy outside

It was chilly and gloomy outside. I really want to take a walk around the complex but I change my mind. I just stay home and played with Rachel. We got tired in the afternoon and we took a long nap. Maybe tonight my hubby and I will watch a movie when Rachel goes to bed.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Top 10 George Carlin Quotes Of All Time

We've done our favorite Georgisms in the past, but I think posting my all time favorite quotes from George Carlin is long overdue. He's perhaps the smartest, frankest and most honest comedian of all time. He's not afraid to say anything, and in fact said things that made people cringe while at the same time wishing they had the courage to say that too. He changed comedy as we know it, and we're wiser for having known him.

George CarlinAt any rate, here is the official F&J top 10:

  1. "Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kinda (expletive) you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."
  2. "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
  3. "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
  4. "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
  5. "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
  6. "Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
  7. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." (my personal favorite)
  8. "How come when it's us it's 'an abortion,' but when it's a chicken it's an omelet?"
  9. "The best thing about getting old is you're not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things. 'But it was your daughter's funeral.' 'I forgot!' You can even make believe you have Alzheimer's disease. It's a lot of fun. You can look around the dining room table and say, 'Who are you people and where is my horse?'
  10. "Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

His attitude towards religion, politics and stupidity strike me as genious. Agree or disagree? Post in the comments, along with your favorite Carlinquotes.

Friday, November 6, 2009

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Cleaning the house

I've been so busy today, cleaning the house and running some errands. Rachel was doing a great job while I'm busy in the house. She just watch her favorite cartoon, flapjack. Since I'm tired from doing all the worked today, I just ordered pizza for our dinner tonight.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tampons, Yea That’d Be Fun

A couple of older bums are relaxing on a park bench, bored out of their minds. They're not the brightest of crayons, but are known to be pretty resourceful - especially when bored.

So one of them says to the other, "What are we gonna do today?"

Tampon JokeThe other replies, "Well, how much money have you got?"

They both rummage through their pockets, emptying several days worth of lint and toothpics, managing to put together about four dollars and some change.

The first one says, "We can't do much with 4 bucks. Maybe we should just go home?"

The other, excited, replies, "Nah! Let's go buy a box of tampons!"

"Tampons? What are we gonna do with tampons?"

"Haven't you seen those TV commercials? With tampons we can run, and hike and swim, even go dancing. We need some tampons!"

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Swine Flu Jokes

Ok, these are all that great... but it's been requested (alot). So I figured we'd post what we have. Thanks to all those who submitted these short jokes via email or as submitted drafts. Feel free to rail on them in the comments, or add your own.

H1N1 Virus (Swine Flu) Jokes

Pig Swine Flu

  • Q: Did you hear about the guy who said he would get sick when pigs Fly.
    A: The Swine Flu
  • Q: Did you here about the pig who went on the plane?
    Response you might get: The swine flu (this can be the punch line unless they say it. if so then respond: Are you kidding it can't get on by itself; it needs a carrier).
  • I had a glass of merlot last night. I woke up this morning with a cough and a sniffle. I think it's wine flu.
  • Someone once said that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later.. "swine flew (flu)".

This Little Piggy

  • This little piggy went to market.
  • This little piggy stayed at home.
  • This little piggy had roast beef.
  • This little piggy had none.
  • And this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found ut that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.

PS - Anyone else awaiting the first Policeman to be diagnosed with Swine Flu?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

NASCAR Career Summary For Dale Jr

A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr. is doing. The bartender says "Dale Jr is in 35th, not doing so well". The man's dog jumps up, and runs around
the barstool 35 times.

Dale Earnhardt Jr 88A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 15th!" The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 15 times. A couple laps later, the bartender excitedly says "Earnhardt is up to 2nd!" after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 2 more times...

The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Dale Jr. wins?"

"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 3 years!"

Monday, October 19, 2009

Moses and Jesus Playing Golf

It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.

Golf Ball Hole In OneNext up on the tee, Jesus hits a really long drive right towards the very same water hazard. His ball came to rest dead center of the pond, hovering just over the surface of the water. Jesus casually walks out onto the pond, and chips it up onto the green within a couple feet of the flagstick.

Not impressed, the third guy steps up to the tee without taking any time and just randomly whacks at the ball. Rightfully so, the ball is hit with a nasty hook that clears the left OB markers and goes over a fence into oncoming traffic. It bounces off a truck's windshield hitting a nearby tree, bounces onto the roof of the greenkeeper's shed, back out onto the fairway and towards the same pond that Moses and Jesus hit. Before it gets wet, the ball ricochets off a small rock and bounces onto a lily pad on over the water when a bullfrog jumped up and ate the ball. Right at that moment, a bald eagle swoops down and grabs the frog, flying away. As it flew over the green, the frog squeals with fright and dropsthe ball right next to the flagstick, taking one bounce and landing in the cup for an astounding hole in one.

In disgust, Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your Dad."

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Another good one

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away from - is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Good sleep

I was to tired and slept good last night. I don't have any plan today except cleaning the house and maybe if it's not cold, I can take our daughter for a walk. I called my hubby early this morning and ask him to grab some milk on his way home.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Just woke up

Just woke up and eating my favorite honey oats cereal with my decaf coffee. After I'm done eating, I will feed our daughter and hopefully she will have a nap after this. She woke up early this morning and hubby was watching her.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Great recipe

I got this recipe from my in-laws. It would be nice to share it here coz it's really good and tasty. Hope you like this one, it's called Clam Chowder. Here's what you need: 1/2 cup minced onion, 1/2 cup diced celery, 4 teaspoon of butter, 1 sliced bacon; crumbled, 1 pint 1/2 & 1/2, 1 cream of potato soup undiluted, 1 cream of celery soup undiluted, 2 cans clams; drained. Saute onion and celery in butter and small amount of bacon grease. Stir in soups and clams. Gradually add the 1/2 and 1/2. Stir ti smooth then add bacon. To increase amount of soup just add clam chowder and 1 can of milk. It's pretty easy to make and I hope you like it.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Waiting for hubby

I have the dinner ready and waiting for my hubby. I was planning to watch a movie but I hear screaming in the other room. I can't watch any if she's awake because she wants to watch her favorite tiger and pooh.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Preparing for dinner

I'm planning to cook grill pork chop with cranberry sauce on it. Hopefully my hubby will like it. After I thawed the meat out, I was planning to watch a movie but our daughter woke up from her nap.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Can't find any good one

My hubby is busy looking for a movie tonight. But he couldn't find any good one. I told him it's almost dinner here, I guess I need to go and prepare our food for tonight. Our daughter is taking a nap and she's sleeping so soundly at her bed.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Too cold

It's pretty cold outside. I heard from hubby that it's below freezing outside. That's a bummer, I really wanna go out and walk at the park.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Planning to watch a movie

Our daughter was sleeping so soundly at her room. So, I still have time to watch a movie. I told hubby to find a good movies to watch later but he couldn't find any good one.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Just had dinner

We just had our dinner. We both had fish and chips and our daughter just loved it. I don't know what my hubby plan for tonight. Right now his asking for some dessert. I'm so full and can't eat anymore of our dessert.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Busy watching TV

Not much to do today. Me and our daughter are busy watching cartoons on TV the whole afternoon. My hubby called from work and ask me what's for dinner tonight. I told him some chicken tender and friends. I bought them at Costco the other day with my in-laws.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Finally....

Hubby and I are playing poker earlier and believe it or not, I finally won over him. Hehehhe, I don't usually win against him but not this time. After we played, hubby order pizza for our dinner since I'm too tired to cook.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Chicken teriyaki for dinner

My hubby called this morning and ask how were doing. He want to go out and eat at Chili's tonight. I told him I already thaw the meat out for our dinner tonight. So I will make chicken teriyaki with rice tonight and his excited about it.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Watching movie

I recorded a movie last night and I'm planning to watch it now while our daughter is still sleeping. Once she wake up I can't watch it because she want to watch Barney. I didn't have my breakfast yet because I'm waiting for Rachel.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Chatting with my family

I'm chatting with my family online while our daughter is sleeping so soundly in her bed. When Rachel wake up I will feed her and visit my in-laws. They called this morning and invited us for lunch.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Nice and breezy

I took our daughter for a walk this morning. It's really nice and breezy which makes it refreshing. We didn't stop at the park because our daughter was so fussy. Right now she's watching Barney and eating Cheerios.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Can't find a good movie

Our daughter is sleeping so soundly while me and my hubby are watching a movie. I don't really get it so I told my hubby to change the channel and find another movie. Ops, I hear screaming in the other room, I better check it before something else.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Shopping with our daughter

I went shopping today with our daughter. I bought nice outfit for us at very cheap price. I showed it to my hubby earlier and he was so happy with the price I paid.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Great dinner

We just had a great dinner. My hubby did a good job cooking tonight. He baked potatoes and grilled chicken breast, macaroni and cheese for our daughter. Good thing she's eating good because lately she's been so picky about the food I give her

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Planning to go strolling

One of my friends called this morning and ask me if I'm free tomorrow. She invited me to have lunch with her but I already have a plan. Me and my hubby are planning to go strolling in the downtown. I just hope the weather is nice so our daughter can enjoy it.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Lazy day

I don't know what well have for dinner tonight. So I called my hubby to grab some pizza on his way home. His with our daughter strolling in the mall. I been so lazy today that I just want to lay down in bed.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Watching movie alone

Our daughter is sleeping so soundly in her bed while I'm watching a movie. My hubby called and he'll be here any minute. His with my in-laws helping them some stuff in the house.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Still sleeping

My hubby and our daughter is still sleeping so soundly. I'm planning to take a short walk this morning but it's cold out. I don't know what my hubby's plan for today. But I would love to go out and stroll in the mall.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Just woke up

I woke up early this morning and had breakfast. I'm chatting with my family online while waiting for my hubby. Were planning to go to Denver Zoo this morning and I just hope the weather is not too hot.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Been so busy

I been so busy cleaning the whole house today. I'm so tired and took a long nap this afternoon. As for our dinner tonight, we just ordered food at peiwei asian restaurant. I was so hungry that I had two bowl of rice.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Still taste good

We just had a great dinner tonight. Even though what we had is a leftover it's still taste so good. I'm glad my hubby was cool about it. Our daughter wants to go to the park I better take her out before it's too late.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Going out to eat

My in-laws called me this morning. They invited us to have dinner with them tonight. But my hubby and I have already had a plan for tonight. Were going out to eat at chili's, since it's my hubby's favorite restaurant.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Nice out

Our daughter just woke up from her nap. She's in pretty good mood today. I might take her out for a walk this afternoon. It's really nice out. I wish to go to the pool but I couldn't find my keys.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Can't find a movie

I can't find any good movies to watch tonight. We have a lot of movies here but none of them are good I think. So, I guess I will just have to take a nap with our daughter. Since I'm tired from going out yesterday and today.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Too hot to stroll

I was planning to go out and stroll with Rachel this afternoon but hubby called and said its not good to walk outside with Rachel because its too hot for her. So I just let her watched Barney and play with her for hours. Right now, she's taking her afternoon nap.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Not much

I just stay home and watch some anime while Rachel is busy playing with her toys on the floor. I thaw some beef for hubby's dinner tonight. I will cook beef steak Philippine style because he likes it.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Just had lunch

We just had our lunch. We both had macaroni and chessee. I'm so glad that she's eating good with her meal because lately she's been so picky. But anyway, I might go out and stroll at the mall this afternoon.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Waking up early

I woke up so early this morning because our daughter was crying. She needed to be clean and then I fed her hoping she will go back to bed. But she stayed awake the whole morning. I'm very tired right now and ready to take a nap.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Quick and easy

I don't know what I will have for lunch today. I guess I will just have turkey sandwich and potato chips, its quick and easy. Maybe I can bake some chicken salad for hubby in his dinner tonight. I can put a lot of grilled chicken on his salad and hoping he will like it.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Doesn't feel like cooking

I don't feel like cooking lunch today. I still have lots of leftovers from the parties that I went to. But for hubby, I just thaw some beef stew for him. I think that would be find for his dinner tonight.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Strolling with my baby

I went for a walk this afternoon with our daughter and stay in the park for a couple of minutes and watch the kids playing. She was having fun watching them and to my surprised she was waving to them. It was really funny how she waved her hands and the kids responded to her too.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Loves to go out

I will take Rachel for a walk later this afternoon. I know she will enjoy it because she loves going out and looking around. Maybe we can stop at the park and let her play there for a couple of minutes.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Went to store

I went to one of the store that is close to where I live. There having a very good sale. I got new stuff for our daughter and it was really cheap. Our daughter is getting tired, I will try to put her down to nap.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Had fun

It's been so nice and warm out today. I went for a walk with our daugther this afternoon. We stopped at the park and I let her play with other kids. She really had fun and met some new friends.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Just had dinner

We had a great dinner. I made chicken salad and garlic bread tonight. It's a quick and easy dinner for us. I'm so glad that our daughter was eating good tonight.

Monday, June 22, 2009

first time

It's my first time to make chicken cordon bleu. I got this recipe from my in-laws and my hubby just loves it. Right now, were watching news on TV. I recorded a good movie to watch later when our daughter goes to bed.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Not much

I don't have anything to do today. Just listening to faith hill playlist in Imeem. I love country music. It so relaxing for me and Rachel was having fun listening to it too. Then later if she will take her nap, I can watch some anime or play poker. Hopefully I can win some money. That would be great !!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Cleaning the house

I just finished cleaning the house and I ask hubby to fold the clean towels for me. I'm really tired that I can fold them. Good thing that hubby home today and help me some stuff here in the house. I will probably go to bed early tonight because I'm really tired and Rachel is tired too.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Yummy soup for dinner

Rachel is busy watching her favorite tiger and pooh while I'm having my dinner here. Since my Hubby was not home yet, I called him that I will eat first because I'm really hungry. I already cook something good for him. It's corn chowder. He loves my corn chowder recipe. He wished that he can eat that every night but for me it's too rich and creamy. Not good for my diet.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Visiting my in-laws

I just arrived from my in-laws. It's been a long time since I visited them. Their both in the mid 80's and doing great. They just love seeing Rachel. We had dinner together and we had creme puff for dessert. While were eating Rachel was busy watching the TV and eating her favorite cookie.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Not feeling good

My in-laws just called and their checking on how's Rachel was doing. I told them yesterday that Rachel was not feeling good. I think that's because of her teething. I just talked to my family in the Philippines and their doing great. I really miss them, it's been 2 years now since I saw them. But anyway, Rachel was crying right now, I guess I need to feed her now.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Not much

Not much to do here. Just listening to my Ipod and eating grapes. Hubby is busy cooking in the kitchen making our dinner and Rachel is playing around. It was not cold this afternoon and decided to stay home and watch movies with our daughter. It was just another lazy day for me.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Getting hungry

My hubby is cooking and it really smells good from here. His baking scalloped potatoes and grill some beef. His also making macaroni and cheese for our daughter. I'm getting hungry and Rachel is busy playing with her toys right now.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ordered pizza for dinner

My hubby just got back from his work. He ask me what's our dinner tonight. I told him I just ordered pizza and it will here very soon. I forgot to thawed the meat out this afternoon because Rachel and I had a long nap and I woke like almost dinner time.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Great dinner

My hubby is trying to put our daughter to bed. But she's really hyper right now. I don't think she will goes to bed real soon. But anyway, my hubby did the cooking tonight. We all have grilled pork chops and baked potatoes. It was a great dinner and were all full.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Leftovers for dinner

I just woke up from my nap. Rachel is still sleeping so soundly in her bed. It's almost dinner time and I need to get the stuff ready for our dinner tonight. Maybe I will just warm up some leftovers from last night. So will be having pork chops, baked potatoes and fresh lettuce salad tonight. I hope my hubby will like it.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Shopping with Rachel

I took Rachel for a walk this afternoon. We stopped at the store and did a little shopping. I bought some nice stuff for Rachel. She just loves her new doll and we name it Monica. But anyway, I thawed the meat out ealier and my hubby is grilling the pork chops outside. It really smells good from her.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tired from cleaning

I've been so busy today, cleaning the house and running some errands. Rachel was doing a great job while I'm busy in the house. She just watch her favorite cartoon, flapjack. Since I'm tired from doing all the worked today, I just ordered pizza for our dinner tonight.

Monday, May 25, 2009

My hubby is cooking dinner tonight

My hubby will cook for our dinner tonight. I'm so glad because I don't feel like cooking tonight. So tonight were having macaroni and cheese with fresh lettuce salad. Also, he baked french fries for Rachel. Maybe after Rachel goes to bed, we can both watch a movie.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Planning to bake a pie

I was planning to bake some pumpkin pie this afternoon but I was running out of ginger powder. Since I live pretty close to the store I told my hubby that I will walk with Rachel in the store and get the stuff I need for my pie. But my hubby offer to drive me and maybe we can stop at my in-laws.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Chilly and gloomy out

It was chilly and gloomy outside. I really want to take a walk around the complex but I change my mind. I just stay home and played with Rachel. We got tired in the afternoon and we took a long nap. Maybe tonight my hubby and I will watch a movie when Rachel goes to bed.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Nice and warm today

The weather was nice and warm today. I took Rachel for a walk this afternoon and we stopped at the park. She really had fun watching the kids playing and running on the grass. My hubby called and he said he want us to go out to eat tonight. I don't really feel like going out but I guess that fine.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Pizza for dinner

I was so busy cleaning the house and doing the laundry today. I got so tired that I slept the whole afternoon with our daughter. Since I'm tired I told my hubby if we can just order pizza for our dinner tonight. I'm glad his cool about it. So, I will go to bed after this since I can't hardly keep my eyes open.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Let me introduce my self

hi, welcome to my new blog. The Chronicles of Supermom is my online journal for my everyday routine. Because there's so much in my mind that I need to put it in writing.