Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Sat nav

My sister’s birthday is coming up next month. She just recently learned how to drive. So me and my hubby are planning to give her tomtom gps as her birthday present. I can’t wait to give one to her and I’ll bet she will be surprised and loved it. I’ve been to several stores already but I couldn’t find what I wanted. Also with the economy now a days, buying a reasonably price gift is a wise thing to do. While I was browsing on the internet, I found this website called dixons.co.uk. This website offers a wide variety of tomtom gps to choose from. They offer very competitive prices for great quality products. By using this website, you will find your sat nav easily and save money as well. Their your online shopping and price comparison tool. We have a tomtom gps that we always use anywhere we go and I’m telling you, it really save us a lot of time. This website have all the top brands of Garmin Sat Nav, Navman Sat Nav, RoadCom Sat Nav and Tom Tom Sat Nav. So if you or someone you know is looking to buy tomtom gps or sat nav, check out this website and see their great seleciton to chose from.

Learning From Teachers

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

Friday, June 25, 2010

Ghost Ship at Morey's Piers

We went to the east coast last month to visit my cousin and we had a real fun time there. There was a place we visited that was very interesting and fun. We found about the Ghost Ship at Morey's Piers on a website called moreyspiers.com. Anyone who lives in the area or comes to visit should check out this really fun place that our family really enjoyed.

Three Things Are Inevitable...

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, " South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Easier than cash

People are looking for secure and easy ways to purchase items other than credit cards or writing a check. One good reason for this is to protect your identity. The more we use our credit cards and checking accounts, the more our personal information is available to strangers. The more this happens, the better the chance to be a victim of fraud. My hubby and I like the options of paying for a prepaid visa card and use it like a gift card anywhere we spend money such as at the gas station, grocery store and restaurants. It’s very convenient and easy to get at a website called netspend.com. Give it a try and see why we like this option to other ways to purchase items when out shopping on the town.

Expensive Apples

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign Saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.
He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples.

" The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"

The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some.

" Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit." The farmer says, "Turn it around!"

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Essay editing

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