Saturday, July 31, 2010

Pregnant with Diabetes

Having Diabetes at any age is a daily challenge for most people to manage properly in order to live as healthy as a live as possible. But, for a woman who is pregnant, there are unique concerns and actions that need to be taken. A friend of mine is looking for information on this subject and told me she found a great website called This is where she found the information on a gestational diabetes diet that she was looking for so she can make the proper adjustments to her eating habits. They have gestational diabetes menu ideas that makes meal planning a lot easier. Also, she found gestational diabetes snack ideas to have some things to munch on in between meals. Diabetic diet foods can often be the foods you are already eating, but with some minor adjustments. Sometimes, however, the diabetes may linger and blood sugar levels may never return back to normal. Often, symptoms are unnoticed or don't present themselves. It is a condition that should be differentiated from women with diabetes who become pregnant. This website had so much helpful and detailed information about this condition, that my friend said she is very happy she found it. This is a very specific situation that demands the right plan and execution of that plan to give the future mother and child the best conditions to be healthy through the pregnancy and after the birth. A better way to reduce your reliance is to set up a plan with your doctor to keep you healthy. Often a doctor will recommend you begin a gentle workout routine with your diet, so that they can work together with your medication to lower your blood sugar.I would recommend this website to anyone that has gestational diabetes or know anyone else that does because the information is really that valuable.

It's Tax Time

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the heck do you think you are doing?"

"Well", said the guy, "you see, I am a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just cannot help practicing my art!"

"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, the guy replied. I work for the IRS. Do you see me fu*king the guy in front of me?"

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


A friend of mine loves horses. She’s looking to find a good place where she can get a wearable art for horses that she can give to her family and friends. She will be turning 40 years old next month and planning to giveaway a girl's t shirts or long sleeve t shirts that has a horses print on it. She called and asked me if I know a good place where she can order one. Since I don’t know anything about it, I asked my hubby this morning and he told me to look on the internet. While I was browsing I found this website called This website offer a very competitive prices and great customer service. You can choose the design, color, and your own text in this website. If there’s a particular theme or activity that you would like to include in a message to someone special? With their hundreds of designs available almost anything is possible. I suggest you browse through all the virtual drawers in this site to see their great selection. I can’t wait to tell my friends about this site. So if you or someone you know is looking to buy wearable art, check out this website and see if you like it as much as I do.

Big Man in a Small Town

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.

"I'm sorry for the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."

DTV transition

The last time we were at my friend's house, she told us about a website he had found on the internet. This is where we learned about how the recent direct satellite tv offers and dtv transition. Just about everyone I know is using one of these providers and are happy with the value and the package of channels they get with their service, just like we are with ours. We have had cable for a long time, but really haven’t had any complaints until recently. Our cable TV bill has gone up quite a bit over the last couple of years and now they want to charge a lot to add their new HD channel lineup. I think anyone using anyone else should compare what they are using to make sure they are subscribed to the service that provides them the best overall value.

This is a great website for DIRECTV by DirectSatTV that has been confusing for us and a lot of other people around the country. There is a lot of valuable and interesting information about this topic and would be worth visiting for anyone who uses cable or satellite tv from any provider. This is a great website to direct satellite tv offers that has been confusing for us and a lot of other people around the country. There has been a lot of changes over the past several years as far as options for providers for TV and HD channels other than broadcast channels. To learn more about dtv transition, check out this website and get the information you need quick and easy.

Are You Gay?

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"

The man answers, "Yes, I do"

"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"

The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."

The devil says, "Good, you'll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."

"You'll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"

"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."

"Great then. You'll love Wednesdays."

The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love Wednesdays."

"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"

"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"

The devil look at him, and says, "Then you're gonna hate Thursdays."

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Reputation Management Services

Many people for personal or business reasons have concerns about their public reputation and the information available all over the internet these days. It can be a very difficult and challenging task for anyone to manage their own reputation properly and effectively. I asked my hubby about this and he said he learned about a website called that is an option that many use to address this concern about their reputation. This website explains their Reputation Management Services and how they can take measures to counter bad press. Also, their Reputation Management Services can provide a shield for future attacks from sources that want to damage the reputation of a person, business or a brand. These attacks can spread rapidly on the internet and in the arena of public information these days compared to the past. This can complicate the solutions needed to fix the bad information and prevent these problems in the future. I learned about the different efforts Reputation Management Services can direct to minimize and counter the misinformation that can damage an individual, company or related topics that can damage their clients both in reputation and possibly financially. Anyone with these reputation concerns should visit this website to learn more about their unique, effective and proven approaches.

Rude Theater Guest

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony."

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Moving made easier

We are moving next month and need a lot of specialty moving supplies to protect our belongings during our move. Luckily my hubby found a great website called that had everything we needed. I couldn’t find dish pack boxes in our local stores, but this website had them and other items that are not easy to find in retail stores. This website saved us a lot of time by having all of the moving supplies we needed at one place. So if you or someone you know is planning to move, check out this website and see how they can help you.

Four-Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly, she burst out crying. "But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language...things I had never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... Please, mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset...Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

Thursday, July 8, 2010


My hubby needs a new pair of shoes. Since the one he has right now is not looking good anymore. We’ve been to several stores already but couldn’t find what we wanted. While I was browsing on the internet I found this website called This website, Items, has a wide variety of shoes to choose from. They offer very competitive prices for great quality products. Items is an exciting new destination for shoes dedicated to providing the best prices, selection, and overall experience you'll find online. When you visit their website, their wide selection of shoes, they made it easy to shop by category, color, size, brand, or price. This website, provide a unique store that offers their customers the ability to find what they want easily and they deliver it as quickly as possible. If you still need help, their customer service representatives will assist you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They add new styles every now and then, so you can always choose from the most up to date fashions. I can’t wait to tell my hubby about this website has to offer. So if you or someone you know is looking to buy shoes, check out this website and see their great selection to choose from.

Dem' smart city folk

A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.

A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says.

"Where can I buy one?" he is asked.

Well, I just happened to have one for 100 dollars he says.

"I'll take him," says the other man as he counts out the money.

I can't bring him over today. I don't work on Sunday morrow OK?


The next day the truck pulls up and the old farmer gets out. He says, "sorry, bad news."

I went out after breakfeast and the mule was dead.

The city feller says just give me my money back then.

"Can't, spent it already!"

"Well... unload the mule then."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"Raffle him off!"

"Naw, ya cant raffle off a dead mule!"

"Just watch me us! City fellers know a few tricks."

One month goes by and the city feller and farmer run into each other at the barber shop.

"What did ya do with that dead mule?"

"Raffled him off, sold 100 tickets at two dollars each and made 98 dollars profit."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just one guy so I gave him his two dollars back!"

Friday, July 2, 2010

Debt Relief

Getting Debt Relief is a popular way for people to get help that are behind on their bills. Waiting too long to get debt relief may make it harder to fix the problem.

Great place for shoes

One of my favorite things to shop around for is shoes of all different styles for different uses and occasions. A lot of my local retail stores really don’t have what I’m looking for most of the time. It can be really time consuming to drive around town and look for shoes I like. Then, often times when I do find a style I like, the store doesn’t have my size in stock. It can be really frustrating and time consuming to go through this over and over again. I was telling a friend of mine about this and she told me about a website called This is where I can Sell, swap, or shop for shoes whenever I want nice and easy. It’s a real time saver for me and really gives me more of a selection of shoes to choose from than I have ever had before. Now, I rarely go to any retail stores for shoes at all anymore. Also, it’s nice to have a place to find new owners for shoes I don’t need or want anymore. My sister is kind of like me, she loves shopping for shoes and sometimes she’s having a hard time looking for the right one. This would be a great place for her. I can’t wait to tell her about this website, if the shoe doesnt fit, and I’ll bet she will loved it. If I can’t get a hold of her tonight, I will just visit her early morning tomorrow. So if you or someone you know loves shoes, this would be a great place for you to visit. Before going anywhere else to look for shoes, check out this website, if the shoe doesnt fit, next time to see why I wish I found out about it sooner.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Follow the racers

My brother-in-law, Brian, enters a lot of bicycle races here in Colorado. Some of the races are in the mountains and are over two days. He does a lot of training to prepare for these races and have met some great people who run and enter the races. One of the racers he met he has become pretty good friends with and they keep in touch on a regular basis. His friend is part of the ThinkCashRacing team that is based in Fort Worth, Texas. This racing team enter many events across the country and have had a lot of success in different types of races. You can visit a website called to learn more about the team member and the past racing event results and future upcoming races. Brian has traveled to a couple of his friends races roots on the team to victory or a respectable finish. It was very interesting to visit the website to learn about the latest news related to the ThinkCash racing team, photos of the members and other interesting information. This website makes it easy for Brian to follow his friend, his racing team members and what races will be coming up in the future.

The gay club

There this guy who goes to a pub and asks the bar tender for 10 shots of tequilla. the bar tender says "no thats too much". The guy tells the bar tender he just found out his brothers gay, so the bar tender says thats understandable. so he gives the guy 10 shots of tequilla. The next day the same guy goes to the pub again and asks the bar tender for 20 shots of tequilla. The bar tender says "no way, that's too much". The guy says, "i just found out that my son's gay". So the bar tender says thats understandable", and gives him 20 shots of tequilla. Now the next day the same guy goes to the bar again and asks the bar tender for 30 shots of tequilla. the bar tender at this stage gets angry and says to the guy, "what's the matter, does no one in ya house like pussy", to which the guy replies, "yeah my wife".