Saturday, May 22, 2010

Los Angeles auto repair

A friend of mine lives in Los Angeles. She called and asked something about her ford explorer. She may have a head gasket leaking. She’s looking to find a reliable and affordable Los Angeles auto repair. Since I don’t know anything about auto repair. This afternoon while I was browsing on the internet I found this website called

They have the best auto repair in Los Angeles and offer very competitive prices. Their repairman are reliable and professional that will make your car fix quick and easy. So if you or someone yo know is looking to find Los Angeles auto repair, check out this website and get your car fix.

Couple of Dollars

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Retired Joy

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines.

They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is".

The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded briefly:
- One chalk mark $1
- Knowing where to put it $49,999

It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.

Fox’s Human Target

Thanks to Harper Abbott for sending this post in

Fox has really been turning up the heat lately, that holds ever true with their latest series Human Target. Human Target is based on a comic book character of the same title, although very loosely based it still does bare some resemblance. Human Target does quite a few different things with its story and characters and it does them well.

The series Human Target is about a character named Christopher Chance who is played by Mark Valley. Christopher Chance is bodyguard and security expert who is paid by private clients for protection. This entails a wide variety of tasks and sets the perfect stage for some quality action and fun explosions! Christopher Chance always puts himself on the line to find the truth behind every mission; regardless of the consequences!

I first saw this show at work after the company decided to get one of the direct tv business packages offered in my city. The story is progressing nicely and continues to be filled with action. The main draw to the serious seems to be simple action, with comic book style fun. There are a lot of explosions, fighting and gun play.

There are also underlying elements of drama in the series Human Target. The drama tones do not seem to fit the series, like the main character Christopher Chance. Luckily Mark Valley does an outstanding job at adapting to the script and the writing, making the drama inserts successful although seemingly unnecessary. Human Target is a great entry from Fox into the Action/Drama branch of television and should not be overlooked by fans of those genres!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Modern bathroom vanities

Are you or someone you know is looking to buy modern bathroom vanities? Then visit this website called They have a wide selection of bathroom vanities to choose from. They offer very competitive prices for great quality products. So, check this out and see their great selection to choose from.

Amazing talking cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Save money with new windows

One area homeowners are focusing on to save money on energy costs and to improve the look of their home is to replace their standard builder model windows. My sister told me about who they used to supply and install their great looking new windows. She told me to visit a website called This is where I found out that Penguin Windows can save up to 40% on energy costs. This makes a big difference over time and the savings can really ad up. It’s amazing how much out energy costs go up in the cold winters here in Colorado. We are looking forward to having lower utility bills next year after we get our new windows installed. The nights get pretty cold here in the winter and sometimes we can feel a draft coming from our old windows, especially when it’s windy outside. It’s something we should have done sooner and are excited to get done. My sister said the same thing and also mentioned how the certified installers for Penguin Windows did a fantastic job installing their new windows. To learn more about Penguin Windows, check out this website, penguinwindows, and see how they can help you.

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