Wednesday, September 29, 2010

An awkward (yet lovable) "Office"

An awkward (yet lovable) "Office"

Guest post written by my buddy Lavern Small

I never thought I could love a tv show more than I love Seinfeld, but The Office may just be up there. From the quirky, way way way way over the top characters and the little bits they do at the beginning and end of the show, this show just keeps me laughing non stop.

Most fans started watching the show because of Steve Carrell's (who plays Regional Manager Michael Scott) work on the movie, the 40 year old version. To be honest, I only first started watching it because I thought Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly) was hot - Fischer guest starred for an episode of That 70's Show as Stephanie Wanamaker. But I ended up enjoying the show for it's awkward humor. I've actually grown most fond of the side characters.

Thanks to some of the best cable tv deals, I've DVR'd all my favorite episodes. Most of my favorite parts involve scenes with one of the biggest side characters, Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson). I especially enjoy his relationship with the protagonist, Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) - especially b/c they are somewhat rivals who outwardly protest their dislike one another, but have some of the most memorable scenes of friendship in the show like when Dwight quits (the other one where Dwight's first love interest chooses another co-worker, Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) and Jim consoles him on the stairwell. I laughed when Dwight (who had been looking away in tears) turns to hug Jim and he's already left).

Monday, September 20, 2010

West palm beach real estate

My hubby was looking around on the internet for real estate opportunities for his sister. They want somewhere in the east coast that is a warm place to go in the winter time when it's cold and snowy here in Denver. He saw some properties that looked nice, but they were really expensive and out of their price range until he read about west palm beach real estate. They have some really great options and values for beach front properties in all different sizes of lots. On their website, west-palm-beach-real-estate.info, You can view a map of the location of the beach so you can see where how you can access the area and what towns are nearby. They also can sell anyone property in this beach development and the entire county. Their have proven marketing techniques to make sure the properties they are trying to sell get the exposure they need to sell at a good market price and in a timely manner. Don't forget, they can find you the property to fit your needs and budget as fast as they can sell you own property too. So, if you know anyone looking to buy or sell property in west palm beach, Florida, make sure they visit this website to see how experience and dedication can help them out.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Crowd control products

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Total Protect Home Warranty

My hubby and I were concerned about having the needed coverage for our home. We wanted to make sure we had a Total Protect Home Warranty to cover us for something unforeseen that may happen in the future to our home. The website called interactive.starmark.com is where we found the coverage we should have had a long time ago. One of our neighbors had a problem with thier house that was very costly. If they had Total Protect Home Warranty, then they would have been a lot better off financially. My hubby and I have a better piece of mind now that we have this coverage for our home.

Church Service

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

"Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this?

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"

PetCareRx

We recently found out our dog has a disease that needs to be managed by pet medication. Since we have never needed to use pet meds over a period of time before, we didn’t know the best place to go. One of my friends told me they get everything they needs for their pets on a website called momsview.com. This website for PetCareRx is the best option we have found to get the med we needs for our dog. I can see why my friend likes, PetCareRx, so much because of their wide selection of products and very competitive prices. To learn more about PetCareRx, check out this website and see how they can help you.

The Chaffeur

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me drive for once." The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can't say no to this guy, he's the pope." So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dodging cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit, you might get pulled over." The Pope says, "Ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute."

The Pope says, "Sure"The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys I just pulled over someone really important."

They ask who, "The President?."

"No more important."

"The president of another country."

"No more important."

"An ambassador."

"No even more important."

"Well who is it."

"I don't know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Fishing With Dad

Fishing With Dad

Contribution by Jonathan Mcmillan

I have been going fishing with my dad for about 50 years now. We get the boat packed every Sunday afternoon and turn on the Adt home security in new york. Then we are at the lake for the rest of the day. I was 6 years old when I remember my dad buying our first boat. It seemed like we lived on that boat. My mom never really liked fishing, but she would cook them and eat it. The first boat we had was a small one that only a few people could fit into. We usually caught perch and catfish. We still go pretty much every weekend together. It is like our family tradition. Fishing is my favorite hobby. My father is 70 years old and can barely even walk. He still finds a way to get in the boat. He has to be really feeling bad if he misses a day of fishing. I love spending the time with him. I have also started fishing with my son. He is still young and learning. It is fun though. I hope he has great memories like I do. Fishing is great for everyone.

GK Scott

My father-in-law’s birthday is coming up next month. He loves collecting luxury watches. As a matter of fact he own’s a couple of them. While I was surfing on the internet, I found this website called rock-alias-ram.blogspot.com. I found some valuable information about Best Inventory of Pre-Owned Rolex Watches Online. GK Scott, is a great place to visit especially if you love luxury watches that are pre-owned. I can’t wait to tell my family about what this GK Scott has to offer. So if you or someone you know is planning to buy pre-owned Rolex watches online, check out this website and you’ll be happy you did.

2 Reasons Why I Should go to School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Deals everyone can use

We have been doing a lot of work around the house this spring and summer. Many things we did were both inside the house and outside in the front and back yards. Our extra bathroom was overdue for some fixture upgrades and we only go to one place to buy items and supplies for our house. That place is the Home Depot in our neighborhood. Especially after we found a very helpful website called savings.com. This is where we keep up to date on the current Home Depot deals that we look at on a regular basis. We often find something in the ads that we were close to buying, then we end up buying it sooner at a great price. I don’t know why anyone would go anywhere else for hardware or garden supplies. I have always had good luck finding what I need and getting help when I need it when I shop at Home Depot. Every week my hubby always checks their ads to see what items they have on sale to see if there is anything that he is considering buying soon. Check out this website to see what current deals they have going to see what you might be considering buying soon.

Lab Rats

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that we have switched from rats to lawyers for experiments in our lab?"

"Really?" replied the other researcher. "Why the switch?"

"There were a number of reasons," the first researcher explained. "First, our lab assistants don't become so attached to them. Second, lawyers breed much quicker, making them far more plentiful. Third, animal rights groups have no objection to their torture and fourth, there are some things even a rat won't do."

Friday, September 3, 2010

TotalProtect Home Warranty

I found a really helpful website called interactive.starmark.com that we used to get what we needed. This is where we learned about their TotalProtect Home Warranty and how it would cover our home. My friend, Jill, told me recently they got some hail damage from a real bad storm we had here in Denver last week. She said they don’t have very good home insurance and will have to fix the roof damage themselves. They provide TotalProtect Home Warranty that homeowners like us need to have needed coverage. Not having coverage needed can be very costly down the road. To learn more about TotalProtect Home Warranty, check out this website and see how they can help you.

Telling Lies

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"